Where are you going to make your stand? Do you know yet? Well, SFers, don't leave it for the last day!
Where will you go when the crazy lady next door finally turns and starts breaking down your door with her leathery face, sunken eyes, and blaring 80s pop music? Get a plan, man!
Here's a recommendation. Trinity Episcopal Church. Solid stone construction, sizable terraces good for both defense and crop cultivation, and narrow, tall windows that can be quickly barricaded. It's on the corner of Bush and Gough.
Call them now to reserve your spot! 415.775.1117 (All visual indications to the contrary, I do not think they are already zombified.)
